Oh, how it pains me
to take the search string "thoreau quotes cows" down from the list of champions. It is a favorite of mine, partly because of the absurdity of thinking that cows would have anything important to tell Thoreau, and partly because it isn't in one of the popular seams: "naked" "how tall is the president" "farting."
I feel I can take down "hot headed naked ice boar" since farther down the list I have added the question: "Is there a hot headed naked ice boar in antarctica." We like to keep these boars in context. Speaking of Miss Pellings, we continue to get search strings looking for doing something or other at or on the "grate" wall of china but ignorance loses its charm quickly.
I think the "lumberyard" is a bar or strip joint in Des Moines, Iowa; and, of course, "darling grease" is a rendering plant in Norfolk, Nebraska.
I assume that "sexy mules" is a band, but I am so out of the main stream that for all I know they could be a new form of transportation. Can anybody help me out here?
Some of you may be wondering: what the hell is he doing with these search strings? Well, folks, I am collecting them. I'm expecting that when my list of them reaches critical mass, (1) I will know it; and (2) the list will help me to paint a picture of the internet's underbelly that would not otherwise be possible because such search strings are typically more transient than I am allowing them to be.
Besides, it's a little bit like fishing. What am I going to catch next?
Here's the current list of champions going into retirement. Band, play on.
- "thoreau quotes cows" - The Middlewesterner
- "farting coyote" - The Middlewesterner
- "sexy girl skunks" - The Middlewesterner
- "west point kissing rock" - The Middlewesterner
- "lakeside farting" - The Middlewesterner
- "weinie dogs in junction city kansas" - The Middlewesterner
- "suitable hors d' ouevres for hot, humid weather" - The Middlewesterner
- "muesli farting" - The Middlewesterner
- "sexy mules in barber chair" - The Middlewesterner
- "hot headed naked ice boar" - The Middlewesterner
- "sexy girl resin" - The Middlewesterner
- "fly girl naked" - The Middlewesterner
- "pictures of naked women cooking hamburger" - The Middlewesterner
- "spell: hayatus" - The Middlewesterner
- "we think we're so important" - The Middlewesterner
- "lumberyard nude party" - The Middlewesterner
- "tractor pulling sexy girl" - The Middlewesterner
- "darling grease nebraska" - The Middlewesterner
- "girls on sexy mules" - The Middlewesterner
- "nude girl with beer keg photo" - The Middlewesterner
I'm not sure if you consider strings from other blogs, but I'm not prepared to write another full entry on my own amusing search strings. I did get a good one the other day, however, that bears mentioning, somewhere, somehow, besides a doctor's office: "I have what looks like small pieces of bird seed in human feces my feces." Pity.
Posted by: Nuthatch | October 29, 2005 at 09:23 PM