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November 01, 2005

44 SEARCH STRINGS GO DOWN
29 OF THEM ARE NUDE OR NAKED

We have just about reached critical mass,

I think. I mean, how many more search strings with "nude" or "naked" can there be? Well, actually, Tom, there are those you don't put up on account of good taste....

And we haven't put up the search strings for naked girls from every state in the country, most of the US possessions, and several foreign countries, either...

So - what is not naked? Those Russian skunk girls, of course; or maybe they are?? That sexy barber and those hot girl farmers, perhaps? Surely the photos of farting in a gas tank would show some crack, huh? Ah, yes, the sexy girl with a flat tire; how long will she keep her clothes on? Not as long as the Hutterite women shucking corn, I suppose.

I don't even want to know about the roughhousing in Virginia; that would be way too much information.

Tractor pulling porn? Now that's a fetish....

What does a midwesterner sound like? Now that's a fetish too....

Macro skunks at the edge of something, knowing what it is, surely are to be cherished. As is the muesli addiction, I think.

The 1950s houses, cars, towns, and Jim Crow signs perhaps are not to be cherished.

"Naked girls with no weiners"- what is that about?

Here they are, all 44 going into retirement:

  • "russian skunk girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "anywoman nude" - The Middlewesterner
  • "northern lights naked" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls and big rigs" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girls in cream" - The Middlewesterner
  • "autumn nude girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girls in ice holes" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked woman milking cows" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls on heavy equipment" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sexy barber" - The Middlewesterner
  • "hot girl farmers" - The Middlewesterner
  • "1949 ford pickup truck pictures and nude girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sexy naked women in peanut butter" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls on camels" - The Middlewesterner
  • "greenland nude girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude cows" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls in a telephone booth" - The Middlewesterner
  • "Is there a hot headed naked ice boar in Antarctica?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "photos of farting in a gas tank" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sexy girl with a flat tire" - The Middlewesterner
  • "miracle nude girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "hutterite women shucking corn" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked mowing service" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked women with big teeth" - The Middlewesterner
  • "roughhousing couch virginia hit head brothers accident killed buried backyard" - The Middlewesterner
  • "tractor pulling porn" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked women sewing" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sexy nude weeding couples" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girls sacrificing animals" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does a midwesterner sound like" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls sweeping in the house" - The Middlewesterner
  • "macro skunks" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sexy tractor revving" - The Middlewesterner
  • "edge of something" + "to know what it is" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls with pendants" - The Middlewesterner
  • "pictures + nude women with christmas lights" - The Middlewesterner
  • "addiction to muesli" - The Middlewesterner
  • "i think girls who drive tractors are sexy" - The Middlewesterner
  • "crazy nature nude girl russia " - The Middlewesterner
  • "doodles of naked girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude cheer leading" - The Middlewesterner
  • "pictures of the 1950s, houses, cars, towns, jim crow signs" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls at d-day" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girls with no weiners" - The Middlewesterner

Quite the list, don't you think? Do you suppose there are any normal people out there?

I thought not....

November 01, 2005 in World Champion Search Strings |

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