Don't ever put the words "naked" and "nude"
on your blog. You'll become a magnet for more nakeds and nudes, until eventually you have gathered all possible permutations of desire. Zowee.
What are they telling us? "We like 'em in thunderstorms, we like 'em playing banjo, we like 'em sad. We like to catch 'em with their telescopes and their coconuts and their snow shovels. Smashing windows and preaching. With carp. At the Taj Mahal and on the prairie. We like 'em to be pixie girls."
Don't ever put the word "banjo"on your blog, either. You'll get shoeless banjos and banjo addictions and Lord knows what, and you likely won't get into heaven either.
Here's another long list of the Champions going into retirement. Enjoy them.
"blue mole on my behind religious meaning" - Mole
"naked girls in a thunderstorm" - The Middlewesterner
"nude women banjo players" - The Middlewesterner
"duties for cheerleader team mom" - The Middlewesterner
"sad naked girls" - The Middlewesterner
"seven cow sexy girls" - The Middlewesterner
"how to catch naked women" - The Middlewesterner
"shoeless amish " - The Middlewesterner
"naked weasels" - The Middlewesterner
"unkind sexy girls" - The Middlewesterner
"farting mole" - The Middlewesterner
"naked girl telescope" - The Middlewesterner
"coffee is cold, the air is muggy and the distance is full of dirt and slush from this evening's rain." - The Middlewesterner
"naked girls and their coconuts" - The Middlewesterner
"naked women with snow shovels" - The Middlewesterner
"what is faith-based reality?" - The Middlewesterner
"yoruba enemy spells frozen water" - Via Negativa
"beer keg buggy fuel tanks" - The Middlewesterner
"naked girls smashing windows" - The Middlewesterner
"naked woman and carp" - The Middlewesterner
"information on noise bylaws regarding when you can drive tractors" - The Middlewesterner
"nude women preachers" - The Middlewesterner
"nude girls in taj mahal " - The Middlewesterner
"wet blue panties and a flat tire" - The Middlewesterner
"naked love poems" - The Middlewesterner
"shoeless banjo" - The Middlewesterner
"nude women of the prairie" - The Middlewesterner
"porn horn antelope" - The Middlewesterner
"poetry team mom" - The Middlewesterner
"naked haymow" - The Middlewesterner
"pixie girls naked" - The Middlewesterner
"what is a lingering image?" - The Middlewesterner
"cheerleader, marathon kalahari" - The Middlewesterner
"nude deer hunting" - The Middlewesterner
"naked elk" - The Middlewesterner
"company high voltage girls maybe nebraska" - The Middlewesterner
"banjo addicted" - The Middlewesterner
"kissing with carp" - The Middlewesterner
Heh, unbelievable!
Posted by: Marja-Leena | November 22, 2005 at 09:23 AM
Hi, M-L--Yep, it makes you wonder who is out there....
Posted by: Tom Montag | November 22, 2005 at 09:29 AM