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  • HOW THIS STARTED:
    "shelf life of prune juice" - The Middlewesterner
  • "elko + bar + bathroom + girlfriend" - Creek Running North
  • "what does a mole on the palm of the hand mean?" - Mole
  • "biro, slowly watching memory" - frizzyLogic
  • "pictures of someone who looks forgotten" - Blaugustine
  • "emily dickinson's address" - alembic
  • "heterosexual woman becomes lesbian in midlife" - Velveteen Rabbi
  • "if lost return to" - Slow Reads
  • "village voice newspaper headline when andy warhol died in 1987 village voice headline is god dead is god dead" - Marja-Leena
  • "I have no head" - Under a bell
  • "what can we do about privilege?" - Feathers of Hope
  • "stigmata montreal women" - Cassandra Pages
  • "Aztec sacrificial victims" - 3rd House Party
  • "ugliest woman ever" – Fishbucket
  • "prime number farting" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sasquatch beauty barn" - Via Negativa
  • "I have what looks like small pieces of bird seed in human feces my feces." - Nuthatch
  • "signs your girlfriend is not happy" - The Middlewesterner
  • "real tribe potion to become Immune to fire" - susannagig-jig
  • "does god blink" - The Middlewesterner
  • "Sleeping ovaries" - Find Me a Bluebird
  • "People find me offensive poem" - Find Me a Bluebird
  • "girlfriend taming" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked librarians from north dakota" - The Middlewesterner
  • "signs a girlfriend is about to walk out" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girls at prayer" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does 'behind the barn' mean" - The Middlewesterner
  • "basho farting" - The Middlewesterner
  • "white conic body lotion" - Mole
  • "what specifically is the emerald mole?" - Mole
  • "how to impress a tomboy girl" - The Middlewesterner
  • "ripon cookies for bear bait" - The Middlewesterner
  • "people who think they are cats" - The Middlewesterner
  • "crows and fog omen" - The Middlewesterner
  • "when you are walking in the spirit what does heat mean" - The Middlewesterner
  • "how to be more socialable" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does making hay mean" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does it mean to call someone an iowa farm boy" - The Middlewesterner
  • "What does it mean when there are 2-3 crows in your yard and you don't have a corn field?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "tomboy addiction" - The Middlewesterner
  • gunmetal tulle - findmeabluebird
  • mucho bonito senorita translation - findmeabluebird
  • "swollen rash" diagnosis - findmeabluebird
  • how to keep a kid occupied when sick and in bed - findmeabluebird
  • moose bums - findmeabluebird
  • uninterlaced - findmeabluebird
  • "red squirrels castrating grey squirrels" - The Middlewesterner
  • "short poems to impress a girl" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what is an important food crop in middlewest?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "the reason the elements of the writing process are important to poetry" - The Middlewesterner
  • "wallpaper, poet" - The Middlewesterner
  • "how to be a vagabond" - The Middlewesterner
  • "my jock strap hearts how can i fix it" - The Middlewesterner
  • "How do Hutterite deliver babies " - The Middlewesterner
  • "shelling corn slang" - The Middlewesterner
  • "lady of guadalupe as vagina symbol" - The Middlewesterner
  • "will the leaves still be on the trees October 21, 2006 in Davenport, Iowa?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "driving time between seydisfjordur and skaftafell" - The Middlewesterner
  • "impress a girl from north dakota" - The Middlewesterner
  • "how do tigers get born?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "jesus nude girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "falling in love with a midwesterner" - The Middlewesterner
  • "shanties with cadillacs" - The Middlewesterner
  • "middle road sermon" - The Middlewesterner
  • "ephemeral as the summer fly" - Chatoyance
  • "how to paint ghost flames" - Chatoyance
  • "wine of cardui" - chatoyance
  • "kevlar bridal dresses" - Hoarded Ordinaries
  • "how to scold boyfriend" - Hoarded Ordinaries
  • "how to find your true self" - Hoarded Ordinaries
  • "it goes around the sun 4 times a year" - Hoarded Ordinaries
  • "how long does it take for a sprinter to regain his speed after a grade 1 hamstring tear" - The Middlewesterner
  • "understanding why crows like you" - The Middlewesterner
  • "customs and culture of the middlewest region of the United States" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girl in a pile of money" - The Middlewesterner
  • "dakota tom sandwich" - The Middlewesterner
  • "things to do in Middlewest US" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nebraska christian music thunderstorm" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girls performing prayer photos" - The Middlewesterner
  • "metaphysical stores in Davenport Iowa" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does 'worthless as tits on a boar' mean" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what is silo liquid and why does it make the cats sick?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "names of the dinosaurs that live in water or pictures naked women" - The Middlewesterner
  • "alien + pigs + north + dakota" - The Middlewesterner
  • "poems for football players girlfriend" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does 'making hay' mean?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "how do cows eat cabbage in south dakota" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does a skunk mean in a dream" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does the mole on the buddha mean" - The Middlewesterner
  • "hutterite bra" - The Middlewesterner
  • "when to planet vandalia onions" - The Middlewesterner
  • "The Republicans have been painting an unattractive portrait of Democrats roasting young children on a spit in the Capitol rotunda and what not" - The Middlewesterner
  • "kewpie doll karl rove" - The Middlewesterner
  • "Real photos of Mary and Joseph with Baby Jesus and a story how Mary got her baby, Jesus removed out of her stomach" - The Middlewesterner
  • "fog barn stillness beauty poetry" - The Middlewesterner
  • "redneck outhouse poems" - The Middlewesterner
  • "haiku farting basho horse" - The Middlewesterner
  • "signs that i'm a heroin addict" - The Middlewesterner
  • "how do you know if your ankle is sprung" - The Middlewesterner
  • "translations from spanish to english giving opinions about the preservation of wild cats in South America" - The Middlewesterner
  • "stealth bomber information" - The Middlewesterner
  • "emily dickinson with cowboy hat" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what causes bossy girlfriends" - The Middlewesterner
  • "owl hitting a windshield and meaning" - The Middlewesterner
  • "long arm handling gloves cat" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what does a rendering plant smell like?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "potion to become a superhero" - The Middlewesterner
  • "fried egg symbols of lesbianism" - The Middlewesterner
  • "when you are sixty years old should you move back to cold weather in michigan?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "learn poetry to impress a woman" - The Middlewesterner
  • "if you were asked to teach a character education program with which you found fault, what would you do?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "tractors porn" - The Middlewesterner
  • "does black or dark nail polish on a woman mean anything" - The Middlewesterner
  • "keeping warm in north dakota" - The Middlewesterner
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June 21, 2006

LIKE DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN
MORE CHAMPIONS GO TO RETIREMENT

Sometimes it is like deja vu

all over again, the list of champions going to retirement are reflections of the new champions coming onto the list. Sometimes it is difficult to tell which are going off and which are coming on. What can I say? My job is not to control this amazing universe, simply to report on it. So here you go, the newly-retired search string champions:

  • "ashbery farm poems" - The Middlewesterner
  • "perverts in plainville" - The Middlewesterner
  • "last chance notes to girlfriend" - The Middlewesterner
  • "is poker a sin" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what happened to the man who drank prune juice for 58 days" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what omen is meant by seeing a hawk catch a snake in its talons" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sorry notes for girlfriend" - The Middlewesterner
  • "In a stand of trees at Henderson, Sibley County, a treasure is buried." - The Middlewesterner
  • "poems that rhyme with John Deere equipment" - The Middlewesterner
  • "conservative naked girls" - The Middlewesterner
  • "Blue hypnotic liquor" - Find Me a Bluebird
  • "president bush photographed with sasquatch" - The Middlewesterner
  • "poems about kissing behind the barn and doing it in the hay loft" - The Middlewesterner
  • "mode effectiveness prune juice" - The Middlewesterner
  • "Commodification of the sasquatch" - The Middlewesterner
  • "judgment yard-sizzler" - The Middlewesterner
  • "I keep seeing a hawk is this an omen" - The Middlewesterner
  • "Scotty is died" - The Middlewesterner
  • "dekalb illinois february crow sized grey bird" - The Middlewesterner
  • "spanking addictions" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls with shotguns" - The Middlewesterner
  • "emily dickinson and northern lights" - The Middlewesterner
  • "get girlfriend poem" - The Middlewesterner
  • "zen wallpaper" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girl ghosts" - The Middlewesterner
  • "In what city will you find the longest continuous, uninterrupted sidewalk in the country?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "Blank picture of the Middle West" - The Middlewesterner
  • "hawk omen" - The Middlewesterner
  • "robert frost's poem firer nice" - The Middlewesterner
  • "tomboy girls nude" - The Middlewesterner
  • "naked girl in muffin" - The Middlewesterner
  • "outside climates glow woolen icy tears narrow flame of morning" - The Middlewesterner
  • "zen+beet generation" - The Middlewesterner
  • "How to read signs, symbols and omen as a language of daily life" - The Middlewesterner
  • "the boring middlewest" - The Middlewesterner
  • "insistent humming depression" - The Middlewesterner
  • "things on the prairie that begin with Q" - The Middlewesterner
  • "If you are a truckdriver, is there states that you go into that you can only keep your truck running even for heat if you have a dog or a cat?" - The Middlewesterner
  • "three deer omen" - The Middlewesterner
  • "sighting of lady of guadalupe in davenport iowa" - The Middlewesterner
  • "what is the shelf life of bacon grease" - The Middlewesterner
  • "nude girls of the antarctica" - The Middlewesterner
  • "hauling ass tractors" - The Middlewesterner

June 21, 2006 in World Champion Search Strings |

Comments

MB

I'm so glad you showcase these before their final retirement. Still chuckling...

Posted by: MB | June 21, 2006 at 10:49 PM

Tom Montag

Thanks, MB. It is quite a collection of weirdnesses, isn't it.

Posted by: Tom Montag | June 22, 2006 at 05:07 AM

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