JUST BECAUSE

Just because

I haven't retired a list of World Champion Search Strings in a while doesn't mean I haven't been watching the new contestants parading by. Check the sidebar today and you'll see a whole new long addition to the list of champions there. It might have seemed quiet on the World Champion Search String front, but I'm working for ya. And Chatoyance and Hoarded Ordinaries have lent me some of their doozies, too.

Putting up more champions means I have to retire some, for you might have noticed the list runs nearly to the bottom, and eventually it would run off the bottom, and goodness we can't have that. So here is the newest list of retirees. Give them a hip-hip as they go to retirement:

"flin flon secret alien mines" - The Middlewesterner
"les cow-boys du middle west" - The Middlewesterner
"green, wet, hangs from tree and whistles" - The Middlewesterner
"CHENEY SECRET ALIEN" - The Middlewesterner
"naughty plow girls" - The Middlewesterner
"mid western perverts" - The Middlewesterner
"what is unusual about the walls of montag's living room" - The Middlewesterner
"signs girlfriend cheated during business seminar" - The Middlewesterner
"is riding a cow dangerous" - The Middlewesterner
"is it alright for women to be seen stark naked" - The Middlewesterner
"bossiness + 'eldest child'" - The Middlewesterner
"God strongest dictation power open the sky to see for little catholic children world order ritual" - The Middlewesterner
"the midwesterner mole" - The Middlewesterner
"bossy girlfriend poem" - The Middlewesterner
"GIVE INFORMATION WHY BE NUDE" - The Middlewesterner
"naked midwesterner" - The Middlewesterner
"'Emily Dickinson' AND 'North Dakota'" - The Middlewesterner
"conservative naked girls" - The Middlewesterner
"does an ordinary girl marry a hutterite guy" - The Middlewesterner
"naked girls with whistles" - The Middlewesterner
"tom hawk wook" - The Middlewesterner
"i keep seeing eagles everywhere i go does it mean anything" - The Middlewesterner
"rain for south dakota pheasants" - The Middlewesterner
"how to become more socialable" - The Middlewesterner
"different of middlewest culture" - The Middlewesterner
"cheated on girlfriend poem" - The Middlewesterner
"prune juice advantages" - The Middlewesterner
"prune-ranched" - The Middlewesterner
"signs of a midwesterner" - The Middlewesterner
"woman riding a pig naked" - The Middlewesterner
"a man ordered coffee at a restaurant. he found a fly in it, and ordered a replacement. however, when he got his replacement, he knew it was the same cup of coffee. how?" - The Middlewesterner
"conic nuns" - The Middlewesterner
"do hutterite women shave their legs" - The Middlewesterner
"correct way to wear a jock strap for jr high football" - The Middlewesterner
"bossy nude" - The Middlewesterner
"What does it mean when there are 2-3 crows in your yard and you don't have a corn field?" - The Middlewesterner
"a farmer who is killed while plowing in his field... his wife finds him goes home and then goes back out and he's gone" - The Middlewesterner
"Corn dancing" - The Middlewesterner
"south dakota roast beef sandwich" - The Middlewesterner
"Successful use of liquid dairy manure applied by border check irrigation to alfalfa" - The Middlewesterner
"hutterite gene pool" - The Middlewesterner
"What was an owl doing out in the middle of the day and on, of all things, a church steeple?" - The Middlewesterner
"What's the meaning of 'get our feet back under us'" - The Middlewesterner
"a poem about cheerleader heaven" - The Middlewesterner

Comments

[MB]

I love that you keep this list, and am only sorry you must retire so many good ones. Thanks for posting them before you do.

[Tom Montag]

Hi, MB. Thanks. I would point out in addition that these retirees are not gone forever, as they get tucked into the "World Champion Search Strings" folder (see the sidebar) and the growing accretion wrecks a terrible magic attracting even stranger search strings, which in turn get posted to the list of World Champions. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy, only worse. :)