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January 16, 2007

THE WINDOW'S DECEPTION

You look out the window

and see a light accumulation of snow - one or two inches, you think. The day brightens and your wife dresses for work.

"I'll clear the plowbank at the end of the drive," you tell her, a way to say "I love you" in lieu of sending her flowers or buying her a diamond. And there won't be much of a plowbank, you think.

"Where did I go to school?" you ask yourself when you step outside with the shovel. There is considerably more snow out there than it appeared.

It's a full-blown plowbank.

There's enough snow that you're going to have to scoop the entire driveway.

How is it that the light accumulation piles up once you step outside to stand in it? That's not how it looked through the window.

Hope meets reality, I guess, and - once again - reality wins.

Damn it, I hate it when that happens.

January 16, 2007 in The Morning News |

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beth

Buy her some flowers anyway, Tom. Just to shock her.

Posted by: beth | January 16, 2007 at 09:44 AM

Sharon

We got a nice snow here in Bellingham about a week ago with temps cold enough to make it stay until this a.m. Now I'm mourning its loss.

Posted by: Sharon | January 16, 2007 at 08:30 PM

Tom Montag

Sharon, I could send you some of our zero degree temperatures, if you REALLY miss the cold....

Posted by: Tom Montag | January 18, 2007 at 07:24 AM

Tom Montag

Hi, Beth--I did buy her flowers once, when I was in South Dakota on my Vagabond travels, and Mother's Day was coming up. The card said: "Don't have a heart attack!"

Posted by: Tom Montag | January 18, 2007 at 07:27 AM

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