The endowments and the foundations won't, but you can help support my long-term exploration of the middle west, Vagabond In the Middle. Any donation to help defray expenses will be appreciated. Send to Tom Montag at: PO Box 8, Fairwater, WI 53931.
"elko + bar + bathroom + girlfriend" - Creek Running North
"what does a mole on the palm of the hand mean?" - Mole
"biro, slowly watching memory" - frizzyLogic
"pictures of someone who looks forgotten" - Blaugustine
"emily dickinson's address" - alembic
"heterosexual woman becomes lesbian in midlife" - Velveteen Rabbi
"if lost return to" - Slow Reads
"village voice newspaper headline when andy warhol died in 1987 village voice headline is god dead is god dead" - Marja-Leena
"I have no head" - Under a bell
"what can we do about privilege?" - Feathers of Hope
"stigmata montreal women" - Cassandra Pages
"Aztec sacrificial victims" - 3rd House Party
"ugliest woman ever" – Fishbucket
"prime number farting" - The Middlewesterner
"sasquatch beauty barn" - Via Negativa
"I have what looks like small pieces of bird seed in human feces my feces." - Nuthatch
"signs your girlfriend is not happy" - The Middlewesterner
"real tribe potion to become Immune to fire" - susannagig-jig
"does god blink" - The Middlewesterner
"Sleeping ovaries" - Find Me a Bluebird
"People find me offensive poem" - Find Me a Bluebird
"girlfriend taming" - The Middlewesterner
"naked librarians from north dakota" - The Middlewesterner
"signs a girlfriend is about to walk out" - The Middlewesterner
"naked girls at prayer" - The Middlewesterner
"what does 'behind the barn' mean" - The Middlewesterner
"basho farting" - The Middlewesterner
"white conic body lotion" - Mole
"what specifically is the emerald mole?" - Mole
"how to impress a tomboy girl" - The Middlewesterner
"ripon cookies for bear bait" - The Middlewesterner
"people who think they are cats" - The Middlewesterner
"crows and fog omen" - The Middlewesterner
"when you are walking in the spirit what does heat mean" - The Middlewesterner
"how to be more socialable" - The Middlewesterner
"what does making hay mean" - The Middlewesterner
"what does it mean to call someone an iowa farm boy" - The Middlewesterner
"What does it mean when there are 2-3 crows in your yard and you don't have a corn field?" - The Middlewesterner
"tomboy addiction" - The Middlewesterner
gunmetal tulle - findmeabluebird
mucho bonito senorita translation - findmeabluebird
"swollen rash" diagnosis - findmeabluebird
how to keep a kid occupied when sick and in bed - findmeabluebird
moose bums - findmeabluebird
uninterlaced - findmeabluebird
"red squirrels castrating grey squirrels" - The Middlewesterner
"short poems to impress a girl" - The Middlewesterner
"what is an important food crop in middlewest?" - The Middlewesterner
"the reason the elements of the writing process are important to poetry" - The Middlewesterner
"wallpaper, poet" - The Middlewesterner
"how to be a vagabond" - The Middlewesterner
"my jock strap hearts how can i fix it" - The Middlewesterner
"How do Hutterite deliver babies " - The Middlewesterner
"shelling corn slang" - The Middlewesterner
"lady of guadalupe as vagina symbol" - The Middlewesterner
"will the leaves still be on the trees October 21, 2006 in Davenport, Iowa?" - The Middlewesterner
"driving time between seydisfjordur and skaftafell" - The Middlewesterner
"impress a girl from north dakota" - The Middlewesterner
"how do tigers get born?" - The Middlewesterner
"jesus nude girls" - The Middlewesterner
"falling in love with a midwesterner" - The Middlewesterner
"shanties with cadillacs" - The Middlewesterner
"middle road sermon" - The Middlewesterner
"ephemeral as the summer fly" - Chatoyance
"how to paint ghost flames" - Chatoyance
"wine of cardui" - chatoyance
"kevlar bridal dresses" - Hoarded Ordinaries
"how to scold boyfriend" - Hoarded Ordinaries
"how to find your true self" - Hoarded Ordinaries
"it goes around the sun 4 times a year" - Hoarded Ordinaries
"how long does it take for a sprinter to regain his speed after a grade 1 hamstring tear" - The Middlewesterner
"understanding why crows like you" - The Middlewesterner
"customs and culture of the middlewest region of the United States" - The Middlewesterner
"naked girl in a pile of money" - The Middlewesterner
"dakota tom sandwich" - The Middlewesterner
"things to do in Middlewest US" - The Middlewesterner
"nebraska christian music thunderstorm" - The Middlewesterner
"naked girls performing prayer photos" - The Middlewesterner
"metaphysical stores in Davenport Iowa" - The Middlewesterner
"what does 'worthless as tits on a boar' mean" - The Middlewesterner
"what is silo liquid and why does it make the cats sick?" - The Middlewesterner
"names of the dinosaurs that live in water or pictures naked women" - The Middlewesterner
"alien + pigs + north + dakota" - The Middlewesterner
"poems for football players girlfriend" - The Middlewesterner
"what does 'making hay' mean?" - The Middlewesterner
"how do cows eat cabbage in south dakota" - The Middlewesterner
"what does a skunk mean in a dream" - The Middlewesterner
"what does the mole on the buddha mean" - The Middlewesterner
"hutterite bra" - The Middlewesterner
"when to planet vandalia onions" - The Middlewesterner
"The Republicans have been painting an unattractive portrait of Democrats roasting young children on a spit in the Capitol rotunda and what not" - The Middlewesterner
"kewpie doll karl rove" - The Middlewesterner
"Real photos of Mary and Joseph with Baby Jesus and a story how Mary got her baby, Jesus removed out of her stomach" - The Middlewesterner
"fog barn stillness beauty poetry" - The Middlewesterner
"redneck outhouse poems" - The Middlewesterner
"haiku farting basho horse" - The Middlewesterner
"signs that i'm a heroin addict" - The Middlewesterner
"how do you know if your ankle is sprung" - The Middlewesterner
"translations from spanish to english giving opinions about the preservation of wild cats in South America" - The Middlewesterner
"stealth bomber information" - The Middlewesterner
"emily dickinson with cowboy hat" - The Middlewesterner
"what causes bossy girlfriends" - The Middlewesterner
"owl hitting a windshield and meaning" - The Middlewesterner
"long arm handling gloves cat" - The Middlewesterner
"what does a rendering plant smell like?" - The Middlewesterner
"potion to become a superhero" - The Middlewesterner
"fried egg symbols of lesbianism" - The Middlewesterner
"when you are sixty years old should you move back to cold weather in michigan?" - The Middlewesterner
"learn poetry to impress a woman" - The Middlewesterner
"if you were asked to teach a character education program with which you found fault, what would you do?" - The Middlewesterner
"tractors porn" - The Middlewesterner
"does black or dark nail polish on a woman mean anything" - The Middlewesterner
"keeping warm in north dakota" - The Middlewesterner
I like this one.
Posted by: Dave | June 21, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Thanks, Dave.
Posted by: Tom Montag | June 21, 2008 at 02:50 PM